Jamie Blake
senior year pure-blood
You are cordially invited to kiss my hairy white ass
Posts: 13
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Post by Jamie Blake on Sept 23, 2008 21:20:04 GMT -5
I'm Jamie Blake. Now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, kindly place your head inside a garbage bag. Thank you. Nice phalic rootbeer float picture As Good As Family » Is my mom okay? Best Friend » I wont go to bed til I know my moms' okay Partner in Crime » As soon as you go to bed, you can have brownies for breakfast Bail-Me-Out friend »..... OKAY! Close Friend » She looks like a girl Friend » She looks like a Cass Roomie » He looks like a beaver DRINKING BUDDY » He looks like a monkey Kinda Friend » .... With a big head Therapist Friend » She looks like a model Used to hate you » He looks like a caveman Secret Friend » EEW! Frien-o'-a'Friend » THE CAVEMAN LICKED ME! Fake Friend » Its good that she's a girl Aquaintance » Cause it would be weird if she wasn't I'm naked out here Deathwish She didn't puke that much.... Hate you » Its just this carpet Kinda hate you » And the other room Secretly hate you » And the bathroom Dislike » And the bigscreen Rivals » And your lawn Irritant » .... And the bushes..... Mild irritant » Can I come in now? Jealous of ____ » DANA, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! One-sided_____ » RIGHT NOW Tolerant » Okay.... Okay.... Okay.... Indiffrent » .... Okay All I want is my dress... Love you » EES A KITTY Wanna marry you » NO! LEAVE IT Future » Cat food is salty Crush on____ » I'm small Mutual Crush » Can I have my pants back? Mutual Lust » NO! Lust After ____ » LEAVE Hookup » Monica's hot Fling » And she's got big tits Other woman » NNNNGH Sorry about your sleeping bag Bad Influence » I cleaned the TV Good Influence » Theres vomit in your hair Stalker » He left his wallet here My Hero » .... and pants Protective of____ » Ooh! Nice shirt! OTHER _____ » » Shut up, Dana Hey AFY. New genderless blob of protoplasm here. I noticed everyone put disclaimers and warnings to not steal their plots, but with mine, I dont feel thats necessary. Heck, you can have it if you want! Its ugly! But if for some reason, you do decide to take the code that rightfully belongs to the internet, please do not steal my quotes. There's a grand total of two people on this site who would understand them anyways, and one of them is me. The other, I expect, is hiding their head in shame.
One teeny tiny thing I should mention, is you fill in the love/lust section, you will be the other woman, regardless of the circumstances. Jamie has a girlfriend. If you're good with that, wicked. Look forward to the drama, I make the final decisions, You post mine, I post yours, all that jazz.[/blockquote][/blockquote]
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Jamie Blake
senior year pure-blood
You are cordially invited to kiss my hairy white ass
Posts: 13
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Post by Jamie Blake on Sept 24, 2008 19:51:34 GMT -5
Jamie BlakeWerewolf of sixteen [/size] Friend-o'-a'Friend » THE CAVEMAN LICKED ME! Hate you » Its just this carpet Love you » EES A KITTY Stalker » He left his wallet here JAMIE says: Enjoying the microphone? SUMMUN ELSE says: You're talking to yourself. Enjoy the paradox[/FONT] [center][size=7][font=georgia]Name[/SIZE] Icon 1, Icon 2 [size=2][color=Yourcolour]Group[/color] of [b]age[/b] [/center][/size] [size=1] Relationships go here. Quote OP for colours[/size]
[size=1][b]YOU[/b] says: What you say [b]I[/b] says: Leave blank til I post in your thread[/size] [/FONT]
Harper Valentine vampire of sixteen [/size] Dislike » And the bigscreen Rivals » And your lawn Irritant » .... And the bushes..... Jealous of Harper » DANA, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! OTHER Potential friends » » Shut up, Dana YOU says: "Jamie-who? Oh you mean the jackass that does nothing but make snarky comments to people who are simply doing their own thing? He doesn't know when to shut up and just stop talking. Newsflash, Jamie: the world doesn't revolve around you, you're not funny, like, at all. So why don't you do us all a favor and shut up for once?" I says: "Oh my, if it isn't little miss Harper Valentine. Poor girl, she's almost too tragic to look at, she's so painfully common. Just another pretty, promiscuous bore, born with everything. I suppose I would find her quite pleasant if she were able to keep that stupid orifice known as her mouth closed occasionally. But she insists on letting her vocal chords do the thinking instead of her brain, so I suppose I'll be forced to listen to her blabbering until she learns to use that muscle occupying the space between her ears. Or maybe she'll go away. Either would be a nice surprise."[/FONT]
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Post by harper valentine . on Sept 28, 2008 16:27:47 GMT -5
Harper Valentine vampire of sixteen [/size] Dislike » And the bigscreen Rivals » And your lawn Irritant » .... And the bushes..... Jealous of Harper » DANA, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! OTHER Potential friends » » Shut up, Dana YOU says: "Jamie-who? Oh you mean the jackass that does nothing but make snarky comments to people who are simply doing their own thing? He doesn't know when to shut up and just stop talking. Newsflash, Jamie: the world doesn't revolve around you, you're not funny, like, at all. So why don't you do us all a favor and shut up for once?" I says: "Oh my, if it isn't little miss Harper Valentine. Poor girl, she's almost too tragic to look at, she's so painfully common. Just another pretty, promiscuous bore, born with everything. I suppose I would find her quite pleasant if she were able to keep that stupid orifice known as her mouth closed occasionally. But she insists on letting her vocal chords do the thinking instead of her brain, so I suppose I'll be forced to listen to her blabbering until she learns to use that muscle occupying the space between her ears. Or maybe she'll go away. Either would be a nice surprise."[/FONT] [center][size=7][font=georgia]Harper Valentine[/SIZE] [IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/pirate-lover/Avatars/Blake%20Lively/22nw1.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/pirate-lover/Avatars/Blake%20Lively/21jb8.png[/IMG] [size=2][color=crimson]vampire[/color] of [b]sixteen[/b] [/center][/size] [size=1]Dislike » [color=royalblue]And the bigscreen [/color] Rivals » [color=royalblue]And your lawn [/color] Irritant » [color=royalblue].... And the bushes..... [/color] Jealous of Harper » [color=royalblue]DANA, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! [/color] OTHER Potential friends » » [color=gold]Shut up, Dana [/color][/size]
[size=1][b]YOU[/b] says: "Jamie-who? Oh you mean the jackass that does nothing but make snarky comments to people who are simply doing their own thing? He doesn't know when to shut up and just stop talking. Newsflash, Jamie: the world doesn't revolve around you, you're not funny, like, at all. So why don't you do us all a favor and shut up for once?" [b]I[/b] says: "Oh my, if it isn't little miss Harper Valentine. Poor girl, she's almost too tragic to look at, she's so painfully common. Just another pretty, promiscuous bore, born with everything. I suppose I would find her quite pleasant if she were able to keep that stupid orifice known as her mouth closed occasionally. But she insists on letting her vocal chords do the thinking instead of her brain, so I suppose I'll be forced to listen to her blabbering until she learns to use that muscle occupying the space between her ears. Or maybe she'll go away. Either would be a nice surprise."[/size] [/FONT] There we go! =]
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